Fun Things to Do With Dead Bitch, happy times with a rotting corpse
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As everyone is aware by now, that tired ass nut job who worked at that IBank died of cancer last year, an event which started a year long party bing by most of the temps in NYC that I know.
Well, it occurred to me, just because the bitch is a pile of so much rotting flesh and bone, it doesn't mean that we can't still have fun with her.
So, I decided to start this topic of "Fun things to Do With A Dead Bitch". Here is my start:
1. We could buy a wood chipper and turn the bitch into fertilizer, but then I would think that just wood chipping the bitch would be enough of a hoot in and of itself.
2. We could devise some way of re-animating the bitch so that we could then all kick and beat her to death (I don't think that it is illegal to kill a dead bitch in New York State, although I heard there may be a fine associated with mistreatment of a corpse).
3. We could like find out where the bitch is buried and have like a gang/group "piss on her grave" party ...
I'm sure you can all come up with many more exciting things to do with a dumb back water swamp bitch after she has been rotting in a box in the ground for about a year and a half, so let's hear them.
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Fuzzy Butt
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Well, I don't want it to look like I hated the bitch. I mean its not like I LIKED the bitch, but she did give me a lot of work before her tits attacked her.
I let the bitch stare at my *ick and she gave me a lot of work, I thought that that was a fair trade, it was sorta kinda like a straight bitch version of body worship.
Anywho, depending on her current state of decomposition, it seems to me that it might be rather easy to like compact the bitch into like an oval shape, warp her in leather and use her as a sorta kinda decomposing swamp bitch football
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Why the *uck is it that all of the bitches that I would really enjoy killing all end up dying of natural *ucking causes?
Why is that?
I vote for re-animating the bitch so that we can kick her to death.
I would even go for someone just stringing what's left of the bitch up and we can hack it to pieces like that cow at the end of Apocalypse Now.
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Lourdes Lardass
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While I don't like to be seen siding with temps, I lost millions of dollars when Dead Bitch DNU-ed my agency (while still giving all that business to Personnel Express).
I want the bitch to feel pain, eternal pain.
Maybe someone can come up with some kin of spell where we can tortue her soul an keep it in limbo so that our descendants can tortue the bitch after we die.
Oops, I said the "B" word didn't I?
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Dead Bitch
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Thank you for sticking up for me Darla. Let them insult me as they choose, I'm proud that I was able to keep the ugly and the DARK out of my IBank and others (through my connections with temp agencies) for as long as I was able to.
Everyone knows that SOME people were never meant to temp at investment banks, just as SOME bodies were never intended to perform Ballet.
There are many other places that the Dark and the Ugly can temp, as I always said when I was alive
Let Them Work Law Firms!
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