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 I Killed Dead Bitch, And I'm GLLAAAAD Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Posted: October 09, 2003 10:24 pm


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While everyone knows by now that Dead Bitch died of breast cancer two years ago, what is not widely known is that I actually killed the bitch. Let me explain

I was temping at this famous cancer hospital,

(doing some database work, good rate but like it was like a fucking hospital you know, why the fuck am I working in a fucking hospital?)

I was temping at this famous cancer hospital when what should come across my desk but Dead Bitch's application to be part of a clinical trial for a new cancer drug

(of course the bitch wasn't Dead Bitch then because she was still alive, so maybe I should refer to the Bitch as Soon To Be Dead Bitch or maybe Dead Bitch To Be, or maybe In The Process of Dying Bitch, or maybe I'm digressing aren't I.., anywho)

I'm temping at this hospital and I now have Dead Bitch's application to be part of a clinical trial for a new cancer treatment drug and I am immediately propelled into this Dali Lama (which is like French for dilemma)

Two competing and polar opposite entities appear on my shoulders. On my left shoulder is this like Deity of Evil who proceeds to yell at me that I should lose Dead Bitch's application out of sheer evilness. While at the same time,

On my right shoulder appears this Deity of Viciousness who screams that I should lose Dead Bitch's application out of sheer viciousness. As I said, two polar opposite and competing interests.

I am now engulfed in this like swirling maze of confusion and competing polar opposite interests, (A) should I lose Dead Bitch's application to be part of the clinical trial for a new cancer treatment drug and let Dead Bitch die out of sheer evil; or (cool.gif should I lose Dead Bitch's application to be part of the clinical trial for a new cancer treatment drug and let Dead Bitch die out of sheer viciousness?

I go back and forth, forth and back, evil, vicious, evil, vicious, vicious evil, evil viciousness, and on and on until finally I realize

I realized that I didn't have to act out of evil and I didn't have to act out of viciousness, I could just lose Dead Bitch's application to be part of the clinical trial for a new cancer treatment trial JUST BECAUSE I COULD. There was no need for emotion, I could just ACT.

And that's is exactly what I did, I cleared by head of all viciousness and evil (something I never thought possible) and I simply set Dead Bitch's application on fire and dumped the ashes in the trash can, simply because I could, without any expression of evil or viciousness.

So you see, Dead Bitch didn't just die, I killed her. And, I didn't kill her out of evil or viciousness, I killed her just because I could.

No clinical trial for you bitch, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm so funny!


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Posted: November 06, 2003 02:37 pm


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Hold on there big fella.

How do you think the bitch got cancer in the first place?

I was blasting radiation at that bitch eight hours a day for more than three years.

If anyone deserves credit for killing the tired ass backwater *unt, it is me (the good looking one).


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Posted: November 06, 2003 02:40 pm


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Tell ya what, sweety petie.

How about we SHARE credit for killing the bitch?


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Lourdes Lardass
Posted: November 15, 2003 10:30 pm


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Well, I hate to interrupt this little queer love in, but l paid a pharmacists $50,000 to water down the bitch's cancer drugs. That idiot sack of cajun *hit cost me millions of dollars when she DNU-ed my agency, she had to die.


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Posted: November 15, 2003 10:47 pm


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The bitch would have still died of cancer even if her drugs were full strength and even if she had gotten into that clinical trial for that new cancer drug.

I bled that bitch to the point where her immune system was so fucked up, no drug of any strength would have saved her tired ass.

You know, even though I feel that I killed the bitch and that she did die a painful death, I am still not quite Satiated, there has to be more we can do to the tired ass *ucker.


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Posted: November 15, 2003 10:52 pm


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See, this is the real power of the net.

Only with the internet could people of such diverse backgrounds come together to destory some tired ass bitch's life.

Where else but on the internet can you create this kind of community


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