While everyone knows by now that
Dead Bitch died of breast cancer two years ago, what is not widely known is that I actually killed the bitch. Let me explain …
I was temping at this famous cancer hospital,
(doing some database work, good rate but like it was like a fucking hospital you know, why the fuck am I working in a fucking hospital?)
I was temping at this famous cancer hospital when what should come across my desk but Dead Bitch's application to be part of a clinical trial for a new cancer drug
(of course the bitch wasn't Dead Bitch then because she was still alive, so maybe I should refer to the Bitch as Soon To Be Dead Bitch or maybe Dead Bitch To Be, or maybe In The Process of Dying Bitch, or maybe …I'm digressing aren't I.., anywho)
I'm temping at this hospital and I now have Dead Bitch's application to be part of a clinical trial for a new cancer treatment drug and I am immediately propelled into this Dali Lama (which is like French for dilemma)
Two competing and polar opposite entities appear on my shoulders. On my left shoulder is this like Deity of Evil who proceeds to yell at me that I should lose Dead Bitch's application out of sheer evilness. While at the same time,
On my right shoulder appears this Deity of Viciousness who screams that I should lose Dead Bitch's application out of sheer viciousness. As I said, two polar opposite and competing interests.
I am now engulfed in this like swirling maze of confusion and competing polar opposite interests, (A) should I lose Dead Bitch's application to be part of the clinical trial for a new cancer treatment drug and let Dead Bitch die out of sheer evil; or (
should I lose Dead Bitch's application to be part of the clinical trial for a new cancer treatment drug and let Dead Bitch die out of sheer viciousness?
I go back and forth, forth and back, evil, vicious, evil, vicious, vicious evil, evil viciousness, and on and on until finally I realize …
I realized that I didn't have to act out of evil and I didn't have to act out of viciousness, I could just lose Dead Bitch's application to be part of the clinical trial for a new cancer treatment trial JUST BECAUSE I COULD. There was no need for emotion, I could just ACT.
And that's is exactly what I did, I cleared by head of all viciousness and evil (something I never thought possible) and I simply set Dead Bitch's application on fire and dumped the ashes in the trash can, simply because I could, without any expression of evil or viciousness.
So you see, Dead Bitch didn't just die, I killed her. And, I didn't kill her out of evil or viciousness, I killed her just because I could.
No clinical trial for you bitch, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, I'm so funny!