Oh,

My God!

I just got back from my first day on this new temp assignment in this center at a law firm and these temps they have there are like sooooo ugly.

I just assumed that with the invention of amniocentesis that people as ugly as these people are were all aborted prior to birth. But, I guess SOME people are just too poor and uncultured to abort the ugly.

This is my first assignment at a law firm, I only temped at investment banks before, and I was warned about how ugly and DARK the temps at law firms would be. But, I had no idea that it was possible to be this ugly and still be classified as homo sapien.

I think what I need to do is head down to the Starbucks, I know the manager and I know she doesn't let ugly people in the place.